My roommates are moving on to bigger and better things, and soon leaving me high and dry (may they RIP - as they are dead to me now)
However, my tragic loss is your joyful gain! If you are a semi-responsible, relatively-clean, pet-loving 21+ year-old person and/or stable couple looking for a place to live, do we have the deal for you!
Rent: $450 + your share of utilities.
House: 3 1/2 ish bedroom, brick walkout with such charming amenities as:
- 2.5 bathrooms
- Basement/garage storage
- Washer/Dryer in house (save your coins for quartering cars, kids!)
- Fully-equipped kitchen
- Bar in the basement
- A fairly friendly cat
- Odd/even street parking
- A small but annoying neighbor dog! (her name is Keesha)
-A roommate with a Costco membership who stocks TP, paper-towel, etc
Me: House-Mom trapped in the body of a Viking. Owns a sous-vide and will definitely tell you all about it: Google it first or leave it as a surprise! 98% likelihood you may be asked if you ate dinner yet when you get home late.
Bonus: love festivals, light binge-drinking, and cats.
You: The Perfect Roommate(s)
Either a single person or a stable (hahahahaha) couple - looking for a sick place to live within walking/biking distance of downtown Grand Rapids in the charmingly shady quadrant of NW GR
- Not allergic to cats
- Does your own dishes!
- Can pay rent on time
- Is 21+
- Either no, or only cage/tank pets (negotiable)
- Uses the correct "they're/there/their"
- Seriously - do your own dishes
- Willing to recycle
- Willing to be scolded for forgetting to recycle
- Tolerates and willing to participate in large "family" brunches
If this made you go "hellz yeah! Time to break my lease and move in with this awesome person" - then please shoot me an email or text with a little about yourself. The room is empty so we would love to conduct walkthroughs sooner rather than later.
- The Pine House
do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers