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house
laundry on site
street parking
no private bath
private room

Hello!

My roommates are moving on to bigger and better things, and soon leaving me high and dry (may they RIP - as they are dead to me now)

However, my tragic loss is your joyful gain! If you are a semi-responsible, relatively-clean, pet-loving 21+ year-old person and/or stable couple looking for a place to live, do we have the deal for you!

Rent: $450 + your share of utilities.

House: 3 1/2 ish bedroom, brick walkout with such charming amenities as:

- 2.5 bathrooms
- Basement/garage storage
- Washer/Dryer in house (save your coins for quartering cars, kids!)
- Fully-equipped kitchen
- Bar in the basement
- A fairly friendly cat
- Odd/even street parking
- A small but annoying neighbor dog! (her name is Keesha)

-A roommate with a Costco membership who stocks TP, paper-towel, etc


About Me:

Me: House-Mom trapped in the body of a Viking. Owns a sous-vide and will definitely tell you all about it: Google it first or leave it as a surprise! 98% likelihood you may be asked if you ate dinner yet when you get home late.

Bonus: love festivals, light binge-drinking, and cats.



You: The Perfect Roommate(s)

Either a single person or a stable (hahahahaha) couple - looking for a sick place to live within walking/biking distance of downtown Grand Rapids in the charmingly shady quadrant of NW GR

- Not allergic to cats

- Does your own dishes!

- Can pay rent on time

- Is 21+

- Either no, or only cage/tank pets (negotiable)

- Uses the correct "they're/there/their"

- Seriously - do your own dishes

- Willing to recycle

- Willing to be scolded for forgetting to recycle

- Tolerates and willing to participate in large "family" brunches



If this made you go "hellz yeah! Time to break my lease and move in with this awesome person" - then please shoot me an email or text with a little about yourself. The room is empty so we would love to conduct walkthroughs sooner rather than later.



- The Pine House
  • do NOT contact me with unsolicited services or offers

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